Subject: BLUFFING
A little old lady is walking down the street in Green Bay dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag. ""Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast now," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it? "
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of Lambeau Field. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes and right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the
bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his
thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! "By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing."
From: Oto on 26 Jul 2006
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