Subject: Little Johnny...............(again)
Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon in nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Suddenly, Johnny's hand shoots up.
"Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, just the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah, the neighbour's Rottweiler came around the corner, and my cat arched his back and went "ffffffffffffff! fffffffffffffff! ffffffffffffff! fffffffffffffff!" but before the cat could say "Fuck Off!!! the dog ate him
From: Oto on 27 Jul 2006
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