Subject: A few things you have probably never thought about!
Please read all of them...
A few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;
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*Can you cry under water?*
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*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?*
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*Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?*
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*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?*
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*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?*
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*What disease did cured ham actually have?*
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*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?*
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*Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?*
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*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?*
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*Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?*
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*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?*
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*Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.*
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*Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural*
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*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?*
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*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?*
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*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?*
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*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!*
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*If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?*
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*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?*
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*Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?*
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*Why did you just try singing the two songs above?*
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*Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? *
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*Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?*
From: Oto on 03 Aug 2006
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