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Generosity

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One of those days

FW: * NEW WORDS FOR 2007

New technology from Apple

Senior Centre

a short riddle

Blondes

Handy flight companion

Tuesday's FUNNY...........

Leave us blondes alone

to all my online friends

Chopper at his best: "Harden The F*@# Up!"  NSFW

Yanks & Guns

Emoticons

[No Subject]

Amazing

If

Children are wonderful

I am only the delivery boy.

Apologies to the Italians......

My dog Skippy

senior citizen

CHOCOLATE HAVE PLENTY OF IT FOR NEW YEAR

Cowboy boots

Top 10 Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

Have you seen the world's shortest books?

great XMAS gift

great XMAS gift

SPECIAL GIFTS

Xmas Joke

The Cold

How true!!

FW: Port Adelaide Maths Exam

onions & christmas tree's

Japanese Illusionist

Many fathers

True friends don't let u drink n drive

MERRY CHRISTMAS from SANTA.....not!

Man of the house!

Lateral Thinking

Collingwood girls - gotta love them!

THE PUMPKIN

Fishing

Migrants Excuse

The medicine man

Office Skirmish...

Senior Thinking--a smile for your day...

FlightSim X Game

Serious Sergeant Major

Speedbandits  NSFW

Tall stories

More Blonde Jokes

Question

What all blokes have been looking to find out...how to keep a woman happy

Monday Afternoon Smiles

The Yuppie...

Warning....beware of little fingers.....

Beer Entrapment - timely, being that it's Friday

Vet Fees

Man accused of having relations with dog

Real #911 Calls

Can you figure it?

God is good

Gender test

Blonde Joke for the day

Shopping for a blow up doll

HOW TO POO AT WORK

Fwd: FW: Fwd: Who says men don't remember anniversaries?

Fairy Story

First Kiss....

Simple question, simple answer

FW: Plane Stuff

sexist jokes, though entertaining :)

blondes

Last Child Support Payment

The Truth behind Women's Restrooms

blondes?

SYLVESTER AND TWEETY

10 Worst Company web Domains

FW: check this out!!

Futuristic Motel

snow

FW: Men are happier people!

WORLD WAR III IS COMING!

History Test

Drinking Quotes

mwa huh huh

approaches

Scientific study

acronyms

hooker joke

Time for a Quickie

Irish Coffee

nurses

so......... Who's Proof Reading?

Brave Men

WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN

GOOD - BETTER - BEST

2 jokes

Pensions

Men Strike Back!?

Clever Aussie

FUNNY-- Cat lover or not

FW: Test for Dementia

A few things you have probably never thought about!

Joke of the Year

BEWARE OF SCAM...

Another Blond Joke

The extroidinary life of older people in the suburbs

They Walk Among Us

Little Johnny...............(again)

Mid Life Crisis...

Fairy tale

BLUFFING

dishes

THE JOKE THAT JUST HAD TO HAPPEN

Elmo joke

Charles and Camilla

LITTLE JOHNNY RETURNS

the audit............

FW: Help Desk Jokes - this is funny!

Women

Two women

the genie

AUSTRALIAN BRICKLAYER'S REPORT

Good joke!!!

Faulty Driver, Faulty Policeman

Joke of the week!

noah's ark

7 KINDS OF SEX

FW: More Sesame Street goodness

If football teams were women

FW: Your Brazilian shirt name

This is cool

Payrise

FW: Test for Cataracts........  NSFW

FW: Do you have 710?

Dear Dad letter....- brilliant!

FW: What a Great Idea! :-)

FW: ooohh im excited

FW: Full Nike Football ads - BRILLIANT!

quote from Robot Chicken

FW: Possible Recruit

FW: World Cup

FW: try to park the car - very addictive

FW: Four Friends

FW: Drivers Licence

FW: The story of Sheep

FW: Advice for a friday...

FW: pirate talk translator

WORTH REPEATING

Subject:  FW: Test for Dementia

Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK

Let's find out just how clever you really are Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:







You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





















Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?















Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.





















Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?















Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again

Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
















He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

From: Eric on 03 Aug 2006

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