Subject: 2 jokes
A Chinese couple finally make it away from their restaurant for a much overdue vacation. As soon as they hit the hotel room the husband grabs his wife and they begin to make love.
In the heat of the moment the husband looks into his wife's eyes and says, "How about a rittle sixty-nine?"
The wife screams, "You want chicken and broccoli now?"
An explorer is searching in the Amazon jungle for this lost tribe whose women are reputed to have vaginas that are three inches wide and twelve inches long.
Finally he finds the tribe and is invited to sit down with the chief.
"Is it correct," he says to the chief, "that your women have vaginas that are three inches wide and twelve inches long?"
"That correct, man," says the chief.
"However do you manage to have sex with women with vaginas that are three inches wide and twelve inches long?" inquires the explorer.
"The chief looks at him as if he was an idiot and says, "They stretch, man. They stretch."
From: Oto on 08 Aug 2006
Attachments:
All these jokes/files have been sent to me by friends via email, if this is material belonging to you and you wish it to be taken down then please email steve(at)stevecollis(dot)com and I will look into it
|