Subject: acronyms
Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.
The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know...'Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.'"
The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...'Double Income, No Kids Yet.'"
The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...'Rich, Urban, Biker.'"
The fourth guy says, "I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...'Double Income, Little Dog Owner.'"
They turn to the woman and ask her. "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... 'Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.'"
From: Oto on 24 Aug 2006
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