Subject: approaches
Two friends were out drinking at night when one turns to the other, "I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off, I sneak up the stairs, and get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife wakes up and yells at me for staying out late!"
"You're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt, 'You as horny as I am?' and she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
From: Oto on 28 Aug 2006
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