Subject: SYLVESTER AND TWEETY
Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety........After Tweety is caught, scroll down..
This was an idiot test. How long did you watch?
0-2 seconds - There's hope for you.
2-5 seconds - Having a bad day?
5-10 seconds - Are you maybe just a slow reader?
10-20 seconds - Remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of.
20-30 seconds - It is recommended that you don't breed.
30 sec-1 min - You probably can't read this anyway. So why bother?
1-2 min - The equivalent of the average house plant.
2-5 min - Good afternoon Jessica Simpson.
5 min -1 hr - Dead people score in this range.
1hr plus - Congratulations. You have a negative IQ.
To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot...

From: Oto on 16 Sep 2006
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