Subject: Warning....beware of little fingers.....
This one is for everyone who:
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids
I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers, pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her Fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
From: Oto on 27 Oct 2006
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