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[No Subject]

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I am only the delivery boy.

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Top 10 Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

Have you seen the world's shortest books?

great XMAS gift

great XMAS gift

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True friends don't let u drink n drive

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Man of the house!

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Collingwood girls - gotta love them!

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sexist jokes, though entertaining :)

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WORLD WAR III IS COMING!

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so......... Who's Proof Reading?

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WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN

GOOD - BETTER - BEST

2 jokes

Pensions

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A few things you have probably never thought about!

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They Walk Among Us

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Good joke!!!

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noah's ark

7 KINDS OF SEX

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If football teams were women

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This is cool

Payrise

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Dear Dad letter....- brilliant!

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quote from Robot Chicken

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WORTH REPEATING

Subject:  Monday Afternoon Smiles

Can You Get Married in Heaven?

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple finds themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could we possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out", and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it will take me to find a LAWYER?"

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Anniversary Gift

A husband found himself in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife angrily told him, "Tomorrow there better be something for me in the driveway that goes from zero to 160 in five seconds or less."

The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale inside.

Visiting hours for the husband at the hospital are limited, due to the extent of his injuries.

From: Oto on 06 Nov 2006

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