Subject: SPECIAL GIFTS
A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives for Christmas. The rich man said, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz. Poor man asked, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replied, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back."
The poor man acknowledged the rich man's answer then proceeded to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo. "With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asked, "Why did you buy her those gifts?!" The poor man replied, "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."
From: Oto on 21 Dec 2006
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