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(03/12/2007) 300000!

(18/11/2007) More Photos!

(13/11/2007) I'm feeling alive again!

(15/10/2007) A Quick Update

(01/10/2007) I'm getting old!

(23/08/2007) Weeeeeeeeee!!!

(06/08/2007) Getting closer to the snow!

(15/07/2007) Outrageous!!

(05/06/2007) Numbers

(03/05/2007) Where has my time gone?

(12/04/2007) I did it!

(31/03/2007) Ads

(19/03/2007) Easy come, easy go!

(04/03/2007) More normality and stuff

(16/02/2007) Returning to normal ... slowly

(30/12/2006) New design time

(10/12/2006) Spammed Stocks

(09/12/2006) Moving is a pain!

(16/11/2006) Rollercoaster of life!

(16/11/2006) Band Answers

(31/10/2006) Winding Down

(16/10/2006) Yay! 200,000 hits :D

(28/09/2006) Another week ...

(17/09/2006) Yay for the weekend!

(02/09/2006) It became so clear ...

(20/08/2006) Snakes on a muthaf#$kin plane!

(10/08/2006) They are in my head!

(30/07/2006) I want a coke!

(20/07/2006) I'm being farked!

(12/07/2006) I'm getting there!

(25/06/2006) 13 games to go!

(10/06/2006) People are jerks

(22/05/2006) I'm back baby!

(07/05/2006) Coming at you from Seattle

(26/04/2006) The update is complete!

(14/04/2006) Bring on the long weekend!

(03/04/2006) Can I request 2 more hours per day?

(11/03/2006) Ch Ch Changes

(12/02/2006) Weeeeeeeeeeeee

(04/02/2006) Oh the drama!

(20/01/2006) I don't snore!

(03/01/2006) Happy birthday, merry christmas and happy new year.

(16/12/2005) Do I snore?

(11/11/2005) Remember it's rememberance day!

(25/10/2005) I'm procrastinating

(29/09/2005) Fricken ears ><

(06/09/2005) Sleep? Who needs that?

(22/08/2005) You can taste the cancer on my morning kiss ...

(18/07/2005) Arrrggghhhhhh!

(23/06/2005) Yay a goal!

(12/06/2005) ohh a weekend!

(01/06/2005) And this weeks injury is ....

(11/05/2005) Hazzar! I have interweb again!!

(27/04/2005) long time, no see :P

(28/03/2005) I love the West Wing

(20/03/2005) A shorter rant

(13/03/2005) Everything you know is wrong!

(28/02/2005) Happy nearly March

(14/02/2005) Happy Valentines Day ...

(25/01/2005) hehe I'm lazy :P

(01/01/2005) Happy new year to all :)

(19/12/2004) T-Minus 10 hours

(13/12/2004) Hey all

(07/12/2004) still cba!

(25/11/2004) cba

(17/11/2004) I'm currently out of mind, please leave a message!

(07/11/2004) .plan (take 2)

(06/11/2004) Wow what a week!

(28/10/2004) Gumby checking in!

(22/10/2004) The social life has returned!!

(15/10/2004) I miss the internet

(04/10/2004) Checklist

(27/09/2004) well shit eh!

(08/09/2004) failed plan #214634

(30/08/2004) Mad Monday

(29/08/2004) Bring on mad Monday!

(16/08/2004) Ohh sport

(03/08/2004) I need a holiday ...

(25/07/2004) Ohh and update!

(06/07/2004) Another one?

(05/07/2004) And this weeks injury is brought to you by ... bruised knee

(01/07/2004) Happy new financial year!

(21/06/2004) I'm alive

(10/06/2004) I've sold out!

(04/06/2004) Kill me now!

(23/05/2004) Hypocrisy

(21/05/2004) centre half bench

(14/05/2004) Ahoy hoy

(10/05/2004) 10000 Days

(03/05/2004) What a weekend!

(25/04/2004) And it begins ...

(24/04/2004) Centre Half Bench

(16/04/2004) The highlights so far ...

(12/04/2004) Yay! Photos are up

(06/04/2004) life = footy

(29/03/2004) I'm back!

(14/03/2004) My thumb hurts

(04/03/2004) oww oww oww oww ... oh and owww!!!

(29/02/2004) Sooo tired

(20/02/2004) Week #1412

(16/02/2004) Pissing me off 102

(11/02/2004) basketbally goodness

(06/02/2004) Pissing me off 101

(30/01/2004) I love the internet :)

(29/01/2004) OMG OMG OMG!!!!

(26/01/2004) A big day out :)

(20/01/2004) In Melbourne .... again!

(13/01/2004) Been doing .... stuff

(06/01/2004) Bitching pays!

(03/01/2004) I'm back!

(01/01/2004) Happy new year :)

(16/12/2003) Arse!

(11/12/2003) Up to date finally!

(08/12/2003) Homebake

(03/12/2003) Stupid teeth

(30/11/2003) Its a sign!!!

(24/11/2003) I'm getting old!!

(19/11/2003) And now the good news ....

(17/11/2003) Chipmunk cheeks

(13/11/2003) When it rains, it pours :(

(10/11/2003) A week isn't really a long time!

(04/11/2003) Get rich scheme #785

(26/10/2003) Sports

(21/10/2003) Its up!!

(08/10/2003) New site

(05/10/2003) My brain hurts!

(01/10/2003) Hypocrisy

(29/09/2003) Woohoooo

(19/09/2003) week #1395

(13/09/2003) Nearing the end!

(09/09/2003) Hazzar new place

(27/08/2003) and a moving we go!

(20/08/2003) Sorta up to date

(18/08/2003) The shakeup!

(15/08/2003) An interesting day!

(10/08/2003) .plan

(29/07/2003) Arrrrrggggggghhhhhhh

(21/07/2003) I'm back!!!

(14/07/2003) Holidays time \o/

(10/07/2003) He's alive!!!!

(06/07/2003) I'm sick :(

(24/06/2003) update time

(17/06/2003) that time of the week again!

(13/06/2003) Happy Birthday

(10/06/2003) point and laugh

(03/06/2003) Work all day and sleep all night

(22/05/2003) w00t to Stevie!!!

(18/05/2003) How my brain works (or doesn't!)

(13/05/2003) blah blah blah

(07/05/2003) Proxy time

(30/04/2003) A little consistency!

(17/04/2003) We have it all!!!!

(16/04/2003) More stuff!!

(15/04/2003) I was the turkey!

(01/04/2003) You Suck

(25/03/2003) I'm baaack

(12/03/2003) Back luck travels in threes :(

(12/03/2003) It only gets better!

(11/03/2003) Hit it you bastards >:(

(06/03/2003) Weeeeeeeeeee

(04/03/2003) Jumping the shark

(01/03/2003) Awww fuck it!

(19/02/2003) Ohh another update!

(17/02/2003) Amazing what you can find when bored!

(13/02/2003) Bugger

(06/02/2003) I feel like crap!

(01/02/2003) February

(28/01/2003) I need a break!

(13/01/2003) and it begins

(08/01/2003) Word to the wise!

(01/01/2003) Happy 2003

(30/12/2002) I have my PC back :)

(27/12/2002) I'm alive!

(17/12/2002) Blah!

(09/12/2002) Updated already!!

(05/12/2002) I hurt

(29/11/2002) Its the weekend again!

(28/11/2002) Not so much an update

(25/11/2002) Yay!! Photos up

(23/11/2002) I'm Baa aack

(17/11/2002) This fscking cold!!

(07/11/2002) Owww I hurt :(

(03/11/2002) The weekend again

(01/11/2002) Another month down!

(28/10/2002) I survived and all I got was this lousy headache

(24/10/2002) I'm back!!!

(18/10/2002) Proxy 4 SWAMPA

(18/10/2002) Proxy 4 SWAMPA

(12/10/2002) WWOSS

(05/10/2002) I just so damn happy!

(01/10/2002) W00t single for a year!!

(29/09/2002) Yay! Updatage

(26/09/2002) being boring

(22/09/2002) Weee I destroy bikes

(20/09/2002) Hehe! I'm naked!!

(15/09/2002) Better late than never!!

(14/09/2002) I give you update!

(08/09/2002) I rule!!!

(05/09/2002) My karma must be excellent!

(28/08/2002) I'm a gym junkie!!!

(25/08/2002) New design finished!!

(20/08/2002) The world is a small place!

(18/08/2002) What a weekend!!!

(17/08/2002) New Design!!

(12/08/2002) When all is said and done

(08/08/2002) An update, my kingdom for an update

(01/08/2002) Updated - no really!

(15/07/2002) Da Ali G Rant

(08/07/2002) warcraft 3

(25/06/2002) OMG an update!!

(04/06/2002) Goooooaaaaaaalllllll

(27/05/2002) Best! Weekend! Ever!

(21/05/2002) Yeah firing again!!

(15/05/2002) w00t to me :)

(08/05/2002) Fscking office!!!!

(05/05/2002) Work - blarg

(23/04/2002) Damn I'm slack!!

(14/04/2002) Road Trip

(08/04/2002) hmmm pokemon

(17/03/2002) My house is clean!!

(10/03/2002) That was fun ... Can we do it again?

(07/03/2002) Chemical Brothers

(03/03/2002) So much for a quite weekend!!

(28/02/2002) February wrap

(25/02/2002) What a week!

(18/02/2002) Happy Birthday

(11/02/2002) w00t to Katie

(07/02/2002) w00t!

(06/02/2002) Sorry, Sorry, Sorry

(31/01/2002) Not much really

(29/01/2002) Big Day Out rocked!

(22/01/2002) Updated finally!!

(08/01/2002) Doesn't get any better than this!

(01/01/2002) Happy New Year

(20/12/2001) Fscking modem!!

(14/12/2001) w00t - getting there!

(21/11/2001)

Happy nearly March

Date:  28/02/2005

Again with the loss of feeling to most of my body! I really should expect this from footy training (well at least the ride to and from footy - my knees can't survive full training yet! frown)

I start my Uni course on Thursday - and like normal I have left my reading to the last minute (why should this course be any different tongue). I had orientation day Saturday week ago, it looks like it is going to be a shock to the system! I have to think critically about everything and back it up. They won't let me get away with only opinions, and I think that sucks (whoops, just failed tongue)

<Keanu>I know VB.Net</Keanu>. I did a week long course learning VB.Net at Aspect. Hopefully I can get some time to use these new skills and finish what I started with version 4 of this site keke

In one of those "oh shit!" moments, my boss was searching QMaster and CTI in Google and found a link to "v3.stevecollis.com/partners.asp" on the third page (this page never really existed, it only appeared if the stevecollis.com webservice stopped!) and Propensity International's website not even ranking. He wasn't happy - maybe I should put my resume up there tongue

Also it is nearly that time of the year to get the wings, wigs, bike shorts, fairy wings and hats out - thats right, Mardi Gras time big grin big grin
***Warning the following image may excite and titilate (or most like cause vomitting, I'm fine with either tongue) ***

Are YOU ready for Mardi Gras? wink

Also the Little Gamers books should be arriving soon \o/. You can order them from The store as they have them in stock now. Mine has been signed too big grin Clark's has been signed but you probably don't want to know how tongue

I think that is nearly enough link whoring for a day smile

Later,
Steve