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(16/11/2006) Band Answers

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(16/10/2006) Yay! 200,000 hits :D

(28/09/2006) Another week ...

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(02/09/2006) It became so clear ...

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(10/08/2006) They are in my head!

(30/07/2006) I want a coke!

(20/07/2006) I'm being farked!

(12/07/2006) I'm getting there!

(25/06/2006) 13 games to go!

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(22/08/2005) You can taste the cancer on my morning kiss ...

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(23/06/2005) Yay a goal!

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(01/06/2005) And this weeks injury is ....

(11/05/2005) Hazzar! I have interweb again!!

(27/04/2005) long time, no see :P

(28/03/2005) I love the West Wing

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(07/12/2004) still cba!

(25/11/2004) cba

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(07/11/2004) .plan (take 2)

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(22/10/2004) The social life has returned!!

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(27/09/2004) well shit eh!

(08/09/2004) failed plan #214634

(30/08/2004) Mad Monday

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(03/08/2004) I need a holiday ...

(25/07/2004) Ohh and update!

(06/07/2004) Another one?

(05/07/2004) And this weeks injury is brought to you by ... bruised knee

(01/07/2004) Happy new financial year!

(21/06/2004) I'm alive

(10/06/2004) I've sold out!

(04/06/2004) Kill me now!

(23/05/2004) Hypocrisy

(21/05/2004) centre half bench

(14/05/2004) Ahoy hoy

(10/05/2004) 10000 Days

(03/05/2004) What a weekend!

(25/04/2004) And it begins ...

(24/04/2004) Centre Half Bench

(16/04/2004) The highlights so far ...

(12/04/2004) Yay! Photos are up

(06/04/2004) life = footy

(29/03/2004) I'm back!

(14/03/2004) My thumb hurts

(04/03/2004) oww oww oww oww ... oh and owww!!!

(29/02/2004) Sooo tired

(20/02/2004) Week #1412

(16/02/2004) Pissing me off 102

(11/02/2004) basketbally goodness

(06/02/2004) Pissing me off 101

(30/01/2004) I love the internet :)

(29/01/2004) OMG OMG OMG!!!!

(26/01/2004) A big day out :)

(20/01/2004) In Melbourne .... again!

(13/01/2004) Been doing .... stuff

(06/01/2004) Bitching pays!

(03/01/2004) I'm back!

(01/01/2004) Happy new year :)

(16/12/2003) Arse!

(11/12/2003) Up to date finally!

(08/12/2003) Homebake

(03/12/2003) Stupid teeth

(30/11/2003) Its a sign!!!

(24/11/2003) I'm getting old!!

(19/11/2003) And now the good news ....

(17/11/2003) Chipmunk cheeks

(13/11/2003) When it rains, it pours :(

(10/11/2003) A week isn't really a long time!

(04/11/2003) Get rich scheme #785

(26/10/2003) Sports

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(08/10/2003) New site

(05/10/2003) My brain hurts!

(01/10/2003) Hypocrisy

(29/09/2003) Woohoooo

(19/09/2003) week #1395

(13/09/2003) Nearing the end!

(09/09/2003) Hazzar new place

(27/08/2003) and a moving we go!

(20/08/2003) Sorta up to date

(18/08/2003) The shakeup!

(15/08/2003) An interesting day!

(10/08/2003) .plan

(29/07/2003) Arrrrrggggggghhhhhhh

(21/07/2003) I'm back!!!

(14/07/2003) Holidays time \o/

(10/07/2003) He's alive!!!!

(06/07/2003) I'm sick :(

(24/06/2003) update time

(17/06/2003) that time of the week again!

(13/06/2003) Happy Birthday

(10/06/2003) point and laugh

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(22/05/2003) w00t to Stevie!!!

(18/05/2003) How my brain works (or doesn't!)

(13/05/2003) blah blah blah

(07/05/2003) Proxy time

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(17/04/2003) We have it all!!!!

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(15/04/2003) I was the turkey!

(01/04/2003) You Suck

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(12/03/2003) Back luck travels in threes :(

(12/03/2003) It only gets better!

(11/03/2003) Hit it you bastards >:(

(06/03/2003) Weeeeeeeeeee

(04/03/2003) Jumping the shark

(01/03/2003) Awww fuck it!

(19/02/2003) Ohh another update!

(17/02/2003) Amazing what you can find when bored!

(13/02/2003) Bugger

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(01/02/2003) February

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(13/01/2003) and it begins

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(01/01/2003) Happy 2003

(30/12/2002) I have my PC back :)

(27/12/2002) I'm alive!

(17/12/2002) Blah!

(09/12/2002) Updated already!!

(05/12/2002) I hurt

(29/11/2002) Its the weekend again!

(28/11/2002) Not so much an update

(25/11/2002) Yay!! Photos up

(23/11/2002) I'm Baa aack

(17/11/2002) This fscking cold!!

(07/11/2002) Owww I hurt :(

(03/11/2002) The weekend again

(01/11/2002) Another month down!

(28/10/2002) I survived and all I got was this lousy headache

(24/10/2002) I'm back!!!

(18/10/2002) Proxy 4 SWAMPA

(18/10/2002) Proxy 4 SWAMPA

(12/10/2002) WWOSS

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(01/10/2002) W00t single for a year!!

(29/09/2002) Yay! Updatage

(26/09/2002) being boring

(22/09/2002) Weee I destroy bikes

(20/09/2002) Hehe! I'm naked!!

(15/09/2002) Better late than never!!

(14/09/2002) I give you update!

(08/09/2002) I rule!!!

(05/09/2002) My karma must be excellent!

(28/08/2002) I'm a gym junkie!!!

(25/08/2002) New design finished!!

(20/08/2002) The world is a small place!

(18/08/2002) What a weekend!!!

(17/08/2002) New Design!!

(12/08/2002) When all is said and done

(08/08/2002) An update, my kingdom for an update

(01/08/2002) Updated - no really!

(15/07/2002) Da Ali G Rant

(08/07/2002) warcraft 3

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(27/05/2002) Best! Weekend! Ever!

(21/05/2002) Yeah firing again!!

(15/05/2002) w00t to me :)

(08/05/2002) Fscking office!!!!

(05/05/2002) Work - blarg

(23/04/2002) Damn I'm slack!!

(14/04/2002) Road Trip

(08/04/2002) hmmm pokemon

(17/03/2002) My house is clean!!

(10/03/2002) That was fun ... Can we do it again?

(07/03/2002) Chemical Brothers

(03/03/2002) So much for a quite weekend!!

(28/02/2002) February wrap

(25/02/2002) What a week!

(18/02/2002) Happy Birthday

(11/02/2002) w00t to Katie

(07/02/2002) w00t!

(06/02/2002) Sorry, Sorry, Sorry

(31/01/2002) Not much really

(29/01/2002) Big Day Out rocked!

(22/01/2002) Updated finally!!

(08/01/2002) Doesn't get any better than this!

(01/01/2002) Happy New Year

(20/12/2001) Fscking modem!!

(14/12/2001) w00t - getting there!

(21/11/2001)

My karma must be excellent!

Date:  05/09/2002

I gave blood tonight!! I'm such a good little boy smile But as usual I had to make it into a competition - I managed to drain 470ml in 7:06 (I rule!!!) The best bit was the no exercise for 24 hours, which lasted all of 15 minutes before I proceeded to ride home! big grin

I'm a tad pissed off with Amazon.com!! I brought some presents for a friend from there. It was shipped on the 4th of September with two day postage, guess when the estimated time of arrival is?? Thats right the 11th of September!!! WTF!!! How does 4+2=11??? This isn't helped by the fact her birthday is on the 6th!! (btw happy birthday Mel!!) Bastards!!! >frown

The advertising for the 11/9 rememberance is getting a bit annoying. Yes it was a terrible event but is there any need to make it so commerical - its not like we don't know what the days means!!

And while I'm complaining - I'm watching mutant X on TV (I really should know better!!!) They have just had a bit where someone has messed up the wall street database and they are setting about trying to fix it! Hello!! Have you ever heard of a backup?? I'm sure wall street would be backed up quite often incase this happened. Anyway maybe its just the geek in me coming out but it just seemed really dumb to me!

OK, enough whinging now! On a different note I managed to actually wear my legs out before my heart at the gym last night (first time it has ever happened!!) I was feeling like death but my heart was only getting to the mid 160's (not the high 170's/low 180's).

I have also been riding to work for the last 5 days and been riding 6 of the last 7 (look out tour de france tongue)

Anyway enough of my rambling (and useless stats I realise while doing things!)

Later,
Steve

PS My webcam is a southpark representation of me - you can do the same Here! (of me of course tongue)