| Age: | | 32 |
| Mood: | | Happy |
| Listening To: | | Sneaky Sound System |
| Next Friends Birthday: | | Greg's |
| Watching: | | Heroes |
| Pondering Question: | | None at the moment |
| Email address: | | swampa@Stevecollis.com |
| Reading: | | Terry Pratchett |
| What name appears on your birth certificate?: | | Steven William Collis |
| And your nickname?: | | Swampa, Stevie |
| Hair colour?: | | Dark Brown |
| Tattoos?: | | Yes, Gir in the Jordan pose  |
| Favourite colour?: | | Blue |
| Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: | | Yes |
| On a scale of 1-10 how do u like your job?: | | 7 |
Been in a car accident?
: | | Yes |
| Favourite movie?: | | Last Boy Scout |
| Favourite holiday?: | | Melbourne |
| Favourite day of the week?: | | Saturday |
| Favourite restaurant?: | | Kingsleys Steakhouse/Lowenbrau in Sydney and Hoffbrauhaus in Melbourne |
| Favourite flowers?: | | Iris |
| What do you do most often when you are bored?: | | Something stupid  |
| Favourite beverage?: | | Vodka and raspberry |
| Last movie you saw at the cinema?: | | Ice Age 2 (6/10) |
| Parent's names?: | | Jan and John |
| Pets?: | | None .... yet! |
| Favorite animal?: | | Cat |
| Birthplace?: | | Frankston, Victoria |
| Favorite vacation spot?: | | Melbourne |
| Ever been to Africa?: | | No |
| Stolen any traffic signs?: | | Not yet - I want a Collis St and a Steve Rd sign |
| Croutons or Bacon bits?: | | Bacon *drools* |
| Coffee?: | | No |
| Salad Dressing?: | | Caesar or Thousand Island |
| Favorite snack?: | | Chicos |
| Favorite number?: | | 23 |
| Favorite Fast Food place?: | | Oporto |
| Most recent visit to the hospital?: | | Get my eye checked out |
| Where do you see yourself in 10 Years?: | | In front of the computer working on version 50 of this site  |
| Your best physical feature?: | | Legs |
| What's on your mouse pad?: | | None |
| What's your favourite board game?: | | Game of life |
| Favourite magazine?: | | Inside Sports |
| Favourite sounds?: | | Music |
| Worst feeling in the world?: | | Losing basketball by one point |
| First thing you think in the morning?: | | Can I sleep 10 more minutes? |
| Future child's name?: | | Michael John |
| Chocolate or vanilla?: | | Vanilla |
| Do you like to drive fast?: | | Oh yes |
| Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: | | No, but Gir and Koopa watch over me |
| Storms - Cool or scary?: | | Cool |
| What is your Zodiac sign?: | | Saggy-hairy-arse |
| Is the glass half empty or half full?: | | As an engineer, I would say the glass is twice the size needed |
| Do you type with your keys on the right keys?: | | Nope |
| Favourite sports to watch?: | | Basketball |